Mila Kunis credited as playing...
Meg Griffin
- Peter Griffin: Meg, what the hell? I was watching that!
- Meg Griffin: It's time for Kirk Cameron. And I think it's important for all of you to hear his inspiring message about the Word of God.
- Lois Griffin: [groans] Oh, again, Meg? You know, I think it's wonderful you found something to have faith in, but there's such a thing as moderation.
- Meg Griffin: Ugh, Mom! You sound like a nonbeliever! Brian, you're a thoughtful person-- are you willing to open yourself up to God's truth?
- Brian Griffin: Oh, you're barking up the wrong tree, Meg-- I'm an atheist.
- Peter Griffin: What's that?
- Brian Griffin: I... don't believe in God.
- Lois Griffin: What? Brian, how can you say that?
- Brian Griffin: Why, I just thought you knew. I mean, I never go to church-- you know how I feel about that.
- Lois Griffin: No, Brian, it's one thing to bash organized religion, but we believe in God in this house. I mean, an atheist? That's just about the worst thing a person can be.
- Chris Griffin: You're not gonna get anything for Christmas, Brian!
- Brian Griffin: Guys, I'm just trying to say...
- Peter Griffin: Shut up, beast! I have dominion over you, and I command you to believe in God!
- Brian Griffin: I'm sorry, I just don't see any evidence. I mean, look at the Hubble Telescope. It's discovered untold wonders of a vast, unexplored universe, but not one picture of a guy with a beard sitting around on a cloud. I mean, what's he doing up there?