Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Ellen Barkin • Kelly McGillis
- Peter Griffin: [to Chris] You're gonna have to do a lot better that you did on your science test, or then God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long.
- God: [cutaway to God ironing Ellen Barkin's face and he's distracted by a TV. He's Ellen's face] Oh damn!
- [Her face looked all smushed like Play-Doh]
- Ellen Barkin: How is it?
- God: You know what? We'll put you in the '80s. You'll pass for "hot." Now get in the van with Kelly McGillis.
- Kelly McGillis: [Barkin goes inside a van and Kelly McGillis has an elongated face]
- [loudly]
- Kelly McGillis: Next stop Hollywood! Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!