Emma Stone credited as playing...
Veronica (segment "Veronica")
- Veronica: [segment "Veronica"] Neil.
- Neil: Veronica.
- Veronica: Neil. You look pale.
- Neil: You look pregnant.
- Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.
- Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
- Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
- Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
- Veronica: Dorothy?
- Neil: Blanche.
- Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!
- Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.
- Neil: [segment "Veronica"] How's your acid reflux?
- Veronica: How's your HPV?
- Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.
- Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.
- Neil: No, lets. Chicken.
- Veronica: Egg.
- Neil: Chicken.
- Veronica: Egg.
- Neil: Chicken.
- Veronica: Egg.
- Neil: Chicken.
- Veronica: Egg.
- Neil: Chicken.
- Veronica: Egg.
- Neil: Chicken.
- Veronica: Egg!
- Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.
- Veronica: How's Veronica?
- Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.
- Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.
- Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!
- Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!
- Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?
- Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?
- Neil: You know the answer is yes.