Nick Nolte credited as playing...
Burt Johnson
- Burt Johnson: My little Susan can turn you around. You know, she once bought a crack house and turned it into a condo.
- Arthur: That's funny, I once did the exact opposite.
- Burt Johnson: [after being accidentally hit with a nail gun] If I ran off to the hospital every time I got a little boo-boo...
- Arthur: Yeah. What's a nail through the body? Made a hero out of Jesus.
- Burt Johnson: This is gonna be my new office.
- Arthur: [peering through a telescope] Oh, my God. I live right over there! I can see my living room, Burt. That's interesting! And frightening. Did you put this building here just so you can spy on me?
- Burt Johnson: Mm-hm.