Luis Guzmán credited as playing...
Bitterman
- Arthur: [before introducing himself to Susan's father] What am I doing here, Bitterman?
- Bitterman: Uh, you asked me to drive you to the Burt Johnson Tower.
- Arthur: But if you were me...
- Bitterman: I would like that very much.
- Arthur: That's very flattering. But if you were me and you were in this situation... what would you do? What should I say?
- Bitterman: Uh, I'd go in there and say, um, "Mr. Johnson, I like your tower, but I love your daughter."
- Arthur: But I don't love his daughter.
- Bitterman: Don't say that, because then he'll say no.