Two people meet as guinea pigs in a weekend drug trial. Andre (an unethical high school teacher) and Juliet (a bookish teenager) soon discover their lives are in more danger than they imagin... Read allTwo people meet as guinea pigs in a weekend drug trial. Andre (an unethical high school teacher) and Juliet (a bookish teenager) soon discover their lives are in more danger than they imagined. The staff are peculiar. The drugs cause hallucinations. Or is the clinic really haunte... Read allTwo people meet as guinea pigs in a weekend drug trial. Andre (an unethical high school teacher) and Juliet (a bookish teenager) soon discover their lives are in more danger than they imagined. The staff are peculiar. The drugs cause hallucinations. Or is the clinic really haunted? Struggling with their senses, they must team up to unravel a spooky mystery.
- Belinda Olyphant
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Comparable to Shaun of the Dead, (which also features a great writer/actor; Simon Pegg) but on a smaller scale, with very much the same RomCom Horror spirit (not so much horror, but enough to remove any chick-flick stigma :)
I'd expect short-sighted mainstream movie-buffs to quickly denounce and criticize this film, so 'skip this one' if you're too narrow-minded to appreciate the simple things in life
Go NZ movies!!
The quote on the cover for this New Zealand horror comedy claims that it is "as funny as Shaun of the Dead", while the blurb on the back informs us that Diagnosis: Death gives a 'gruesome nod to Peter Jackson's early films'. Neither could be further from the truth.
It seems quite fitting that the two central characters of this diabolical misfire are suffering from a terminal disease, because the whole thing is about as funny as inoperable cancer. I can honestly say that I didn't laugh once throughout the movie, but I did yawn quite a bit. And as far as graphic violence is concerned, there is very little to be seen for most of the run-time, and even when it does get gory, it's nowhere near on the same scale as Bad Taste or Braindead.
2/10. Not worth the effort, even for avid fans of NZ cult comedy Flight of the Conchords: the cameos by the show's stars -- Jemaine Clement, Bret McKenzie, and Rhys Darby -- are all too brief and also not in the slightest bit amusing.
8/10 Most will enjoy.
:D
This is what happens with the jump scares here. Some may be thrown in as jokes of course ... but yeah. The story is alright if predictable. A decent horror comedy though some may feel there could have been more with the people involved in this.
Did you know
- TriviaThere's another 15 seconds of film after the end credits.
- GoofsJuliet's right hand goes into her pink dressing gown pocket, when the TV remote and its batteries are being discussed in the TV room, and the next shot the hand is out.
- ConnectionsReferences Sesame Street (1969)
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- Диагноз: Смерть
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- 1h 22m(82 min)
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- 1.85 : 1