A high-powered New York City publicist finds herself in Montana promoting a charity calendar after being betrayed by her boss and fiancé. Unfortunately, matters of the heart are just as comp... Read allA high-powered New York City publicist finds herself in Montana promoting a charity calendar after being betrayed by her boss and fiancé. Unfortunately, matters of the heart are just as complicated in the wilds as they are in the big city.A high-powered New York City publicist finds herself in Montana promoting a charity calendar after being betrayed by her boss and fiancé. Unfortunately, matters of the heart are just as complicated in the wilds as they are in the big city.
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That doesn't make it bad - quite the opposite - just predictable. Basing it on this classic isn't unique amongst Christmas films - let's be honest, we don't watch films like this for originality anyway.
Kristin Chenoweth is her usual, bubbly self, the men are handsome and the scenery is beautiful. It has a decent secondary cast so of its type it's really not that bad.
If you like the rom-com Christmas films then you'll like this. My main gripe is it's really not a Christmas film only a very small proportion of the film is set at Christmas and it plays no part in the plot.
After being fired from a New York advertising company after finding her boss in a compromising position with her fiancé, rather than suing for wrongful dismissal, E.J. (Kristen Chenoweth) heads to Montana, with one of the few job offers she can get, to help attract corporate events to the area. Having seen the financial struggles of the local Mountain Rescue team, E.J decides to convince them to pose for a suggestive calendar to help raise funds. With this plan though, she butts heads with Will Albrecht (Josh Hopkins) a local businessman and volunteer.
It should be pointed out, "12 Men of Christmas" is a Hallmark TV movie, so the effort and money spent on it is not that high, still - it's awful. Hilariously so. A shambolic mess of ideas half thought through, then abandoned, or at the very least explored for two minutes before moving on. It's like watching a 90 minute summation of a season of a TV show where each problem that befalls E.J and her plan is immediately resolved without any drama whatsoever. "The calendar needs a corporate sponsor" beat "Here's a sponsor" - "There are people objecting to the content of the calendar" beat "Oh well". The initial premise is way overplayed too, with E.J. acting less like a city girl in the country and more like an alien landing on Earth for the first time. The film also likes to pretend like its established things to play off later. It pretends like there's a relationship between E.J and one of the Model/Rescue team and then hints like he's cheating on her, before ignoring that for most of the rest of the film before resolving the plot point in the end.
It should be said, I like Kristen Chenoweth and she's gamily up for most of the garbage this film wants her to wade through and nobody else, who you would consider an actor, is staggeringly awful (some of the models crow-barred into the rescue team are though). The points I have given then film all come from Chenoweth's appeal, and the fun I had laughing incredulously at it with my wife.
The reasons to watch:
1. Breathtaking mountain scenery 2. The photo shoot montage is excellent eye candy with humour attached 3. The mid-plot mutual-loathing confession of attraction that's a blatant ripoff from Pride & Prejudice but done in language far less polite.
4. The nod to the very real issue of cash-strapped Search and Rescue services, staffed by volunteers and relying often on borrowed or out-dated equipment, who manage at tremendous risk to life, limb, and family/romance to bring most people home most of the time from the wildernesses they've wandered into.
It's a 6 for those 4 reasons. Otherwise, it might be a 3.
'12 Men of Christmas' is neither one of the hits or one of the misses. There are definitely worse Christmas films from Hallmark, as it just about misses being in the mediocre at best or dud category, but there are also better as it is not quite surprisingly good level or particularly good. '12 Men of Christmas' is one of the just about semi- watchable in between films of theirs, but to me for a one time watch only for completest sake and for Chenoweth.
There are good things here. Chenoweth sparkles in her role, wasn't crazy about her character but Chenoweth gamely brings effervescent charm to her. Josh Hopkins is also charming and their chemistry is natural and sweet. Actually did think on the whole that the acting wasn't bad at all considering what was given to the cast.
Also thought the production values were very nice to look at, especially the scenery which is beautiful. The music is pleasantly festive.
On the other hand, '12 Men of Christmas' isn't particularly good. The biggest strike against it is the story, which is formulaic (due to almost every recognisable Hallmark cliche in the book, or at least that's how it feels like, and with no freshness) and painfully unrealistic to a quite silly degree. Did think too that some of what happens was forced and actually could have been left out and felt like filler. While thinking that the cast was game, the characters weren't well fleshed out.
More tired variation of familiar character types, and either bored or irritated. The male roles are all one dimensional and Chenoweth's character's quirks can be overdone. The fish out of water aspect was too alien from space randomly inserted in a location like. Furthermore, the dialogue goes well overboard with the cheese factor and comes over as really dumb and childish. As well as quite stilted. There is a lack of warmth and heart, which is all lost underneath all the silliness and contrivances, while there is absolutely no doubt how things will end and in a way that even for that ending feels too tidy.
Concluding, didn't do very much for me in spite of Chenoweth. 4/10.
Did you know
- TriviaKristin Chenoweth's character talks to her sister about The Wizard of Oz (1939); Chenoweth starred in the Broadway musical production "Wicked" which parallels the story depicted in the classic film.
- GoofsDuring the abseiling party (which almost no one in America would call it), they are rapelling on ATCs which require one hand below the device to brake the rapeller. Yet E.J. is shown holding onto the ropes above the device with both hands when she panics yet she is staying in place (and there is no bottom belay as shown when she does get down).
- Quotes
Will Albrecht: Well, Ms. Baxter.
E.J. Baxter: Mr. Albrecht.
Will Albrecht: How 'bout that? We actually have something in common. We both go to the post office on Saturdays.
E.J. Baxter: Hm. I imagine a lot of people do.
Will Albrecht: Yeah, well, I'm sure you're right. Enjoying your day?
E.J. Baxter: Hm. Just doing errands.
Will Albrecht: Me too.
E.J. Baxter: You'll be surprised to know that I haven't gotten lost once yet today.
Will Albrecht: Well, it's not even noon yet, so... Yeah, Saturday mornings are all about errands for me, but then I always head to this little brunch place down the block.
E.J. Baxter: Nice.
Will Albrecht: Yeah. It's real nice. It's got great food.
E.J. Baxter: Mmm. You enjoy yourself. Oh, do you know where the nearest Kinko's is? I never had a need to look before, but now since that calendar's *actually* happening, Jan and I can't do all the copying by ourselves. So...
Will Albrecht: We don't have a Kinko's.
E.J. Baxter: No Kinko's?
Will Albrecht: No Kinko's.
E.J. Baxter: How can that be? I thought there was a law that said there had to be a Kinko's on every corner, next to a Gap.
Will Albrecht: We don't have a Gap either.
E.J. Baxter: That's not even funny.
Will Albrecht: But, I think there's one in Billings.
E.J. Baxter: Well, I don't know where that is, but I need to go there. How close is it?
Will Albrecht: Oh, it's not too bad. About ten hours, depending on the road conditions. Ain't it awful?
E.J. Baxter: Mm. I'm not gonna be here forever, so don't worry.
Will Albrecht: Oh, yeah, well, I'll try not to sweat it.
E.J. Baxter: You know what? Just because I have a different way of doing things, doesn't make it wrong. It just makes it different. I get that you don't think I belong here. You have zero respect for what I'm trying to do, but you know what? I don't care. Not even remotely. And I get that you think that I act like I landed on the moon, but you don't have to tell me that because for the past six months, I felt like I've been living on another planet. So for the future, let's be polite and agree we disagree and leave it at that, shall we?
- ConnectionsFeatures Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
- SoundtracksIsn't Christmastime A Wonderful Thing
Written by Joe Lervold & Lisa Aschmann
Performed by The Joel Evans Big Band
Vocals by Patrick Tuzzolino
Produced by Joel Evans
Orchestrated by Rick Walsh
Thanks to Marcus Barone
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