Chris O'Donnell credited as playing...
G. Callen
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Mr. Callen, you're not due back for a month.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: I missed your sunny smile, Hetty.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Got a note from your doctor?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: You're my doctor, Nate.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Yeah. I just get to play around inside your head though.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Uh huh.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: How's the rest of you? Aches, pains, insomnia?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Yeah. All of that... before I was shot.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Would I live in a place like this?
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: Well, that's why I'm showing you. To see if you would want to live in a place like this.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Does it have a jacuzzi?
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Getting irritated] If it has one, I'm gonna drown you in it!
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You've never gotten a *single* birthday card?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Nope... What? It's not a big deal.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'm definitely getting you a birthday card this year.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Great. Make sure you put some money in it.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: How about a personality in it?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Oh, it's just that three years, you've never called me "G."
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I't just not a name. It's a letter. Now if you were to tell me what the G stands for.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: No one ever told me.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: What are you my mother or something?
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You could use one.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: The window is blowing into the car, not out. The kidnapper fired the shot.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: McGuire wasn't killed in the crossfire. He was executed.
- NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You feeling lucky?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: After last time, not particularly.
- Luis Perez: Who are you?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Frank Hanley. I'm a lawyer.
- Luis Perez: A lawyer needs a body guard?
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: [Callen chuckles slightly] No. Oh, the big guy. Big guy's actually my client. Works in the Defense department. Civilian Analyst.
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: I heard you callously abandoned us and joined the FBI.
- NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Once was enough.