Elizabeth Banks credited as playing...
Lara Brennan
- Lara Brennan: You know, you never even asked me if I did it... if I murdered her.
- John Brennan: Because I know you didn't.
- Lara Brennan: Well, you'd be wrong.
- Lara Brennan: Can you do me a favor?
- John Brennan: I don't know, I'm kind of busy.
- Lara Brennan: I need you to run for governor.
- John Brennan: I can do that.
- Lara Brennan: You can change this rule about no conjugal visits, 'cause I don't think I can last another 20 years.
- Lara Brennan: [Picks up the phone angrily] What?
- John Brennan: Just shut up. I don't care what you say... or how you say it. I know who you are. I know what you're capable of. And I promise you... this will not be your life.
- [Hangs up the phone]
- Erit: Don't apologize, it's genetics. Women are always competing with each other. That's why you're having problems with your boss.
- Lara Brennan: Because she's a woman...
- Erit: Exactly. Women should work under men, men under women. That's it.
- John Brennan: What about men under men?
- Erit: That's fine too, I mean they can deal with it.
- Lara Brennan: You took the wrong turn. John, the zoo's behind us. You took the wrong turn. Babe, what are you doing?
- John Brennan: She'll call my parents.
- Lara Brennan: What?
- John Brennan: They'll look after him, and I'll figure out a way of getting him to us.
- Lara Brennan: Are you out of your mind?
- John Brennan: I tried! There's no more time. Any second now, there's gonna be a roadblock ahead of us. It might be there now. If we don't get out now, we don't get out. I'll find a way of getting him to us, all right? I'll find a way.
- John Brennan: [leaving dinner with his brother and sister-in-law] She's completely full of herself.
- Lara Brennan: Don't try and agree with me now.
- John Brennan: I don't even think she's a member of the dental profession.
- Lara Brennan: Shut up.
- John Brennan: She probably can't even spell "anesthesiologist". The woman's a complete fraud.
- Lara Brennan: We went to her office party, you idiot.
- John Brennan: Uh-huh. And I believe she hit on me that night, as well.
- Lara Brennan: You are completely delusional. She didn't even hit on you in there. I just don't like her.
- John Brennan: I understand your point of view. I really do. I agree with you. Somebody who looks like that should not be allowed anywhere near oral surgery.
- Lara Brennan: You are an asshole.
- John Brennan: I mean, you're sitting in the chair, you're trying to stay calm, and you got them things hanging in your face.