Beth Riesgraf credited as playing...
Parker
- Nathan Ford: If you have a body in the trunk of your car, you're going to drive under the speed limit, aren't you?
- Parker: You know, when you're sober your metaphors get creepier.
- Parker: [while picking a lock] I think people are like locks. Really complicated and frustrating, but you can't force them. You have to take time and be fiddly.
- Alec Hardison: Fiddly?
- Parker: You learn to be patient and just wait until you hear the...
- [lock clicks open]
- Eliot Spencer: Hey this detonator, if I'm around the corner, this still gonna be in range?
- Alec Hardison: Should be. I haven't worked out all the kinks yet. Sometimes the things just go off.
- Eliot Spencer: Wai-wai-wait. Hey. I thought you said this thing was safe.
- Alec Hardison: Mostly-mostly safe. I was very specific. Sometimes the frequencies get messed up.
- Eliot Spencer: What frequencies man. Huh? I got these things in my pants.
- Alec Hardison: Like a garage door opener, a car alarm.
- [Nearby car chirps, Eliot jumps]
- Parker: What are the odds that Eliots' crotch will actually explode?
- Eliot Spencer: DAMMIT HARDISON!