Daniel Skelton credited as playing...
Casey
- Tiffani von der Sloot: Compliments will get you nowhere unless you're straight and hung like Mr. T.
- Casey: Damn and damn.
- Tiffani von der Sloot: [in Vietnamese] Pam, Candy, this is the fag who will clean for us and attract gay customers.
- Candy: [in Vietnamese] He's too skinny. The gays want more meat on the bone.
- Pam: [in Vietnamese] No. Some like to take a twig boy, spread his legs reeeeal wide and snap him in two.
- Candy: Oh-ho.
- Tiffani von der Sloot: [to Casey, in English] They just said they can't wait to get to know you.
- Casey: Oh, cool. Uh, tell 'em I feel the same way.
- Tiffani von der Sloot: [in Vietnamese to Pam and Candy] He says treat him nice or he'll call immigration on your asses.
- [Casey questions the necessity of creating a fake Internet identity using pictures of Tiffani's sensuous ex-boyfriend Ryan]
- Casey: Why would I want Zack to talk to someone way hotter than I am?
- Tiffani von der Sloot: When's the last time you opened up to an ugly stranger? Besides, you just find out what you need to know then Ryan will disappear. A fake profile is the perfect wingman.
- Casey: What kinda straight guy goes on a date with another man?
- Tiffani von der Sloot: He was a stripper at a gay bar. He'd clean a toilet with his dick for a dollar.
- Casey: [to himself in a mirror, wearing Ryan's policeman props] You're been a very bad boy. You have a right to remain sexy. Anything you touch will be held against you in a court of my...