Bob Saget credited as playing...
Bob Saget
- Scott Lavin: Bob, what you don't know about me is that I am 24/7. That is my middle fucking name - Scotty "24/7" Lavin. What that means is that every time you turn around anywhere, any time, you will be looking at this.
- [points to face]
- Bob Saget: That's just great, Scotty. That's just what I wanna be looking at while I'm sniffing a line of blow off her ass - your fucking face.
- Bob Saget: [re his girlfriend] I am almost as good as she looks, but not nearly as sweet as she tastes.
- Bob Saget: Who's Vince fucking?
- Eric Murphy: Uh... No one specific.
- Bob Saget: Oh, come on, don't hold out on me.
- Eric Murphy: I don't know. He's - he's having fun.
- Bob Saget: Did he do Milano in the tail?
- Eric Murphy: What? No!
- Bob Saget: I saw her coming out of the house one night.
- Eric Murphy: I don't know. She was with Drama.
- Bob Saget: [to his girlfriend] I used to live next door to these guys. The puss that rolled in and out of there made my house look like a monastery.