Rashida Jones credited as playing...
Ann Perkins
- Ann Perkins: I just wanna check one last time that you're okay about this date with Mark.
- [Pours coffee for Leslie, who is putting chocolate syrup in her cup at the same time]
- Leslie Knope: Oh my God, I am so fine with it, Ann, seriously. It's so fine! As long as you and I are cool. You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses.
- [Leslie puts whipped cream atop her coffee]
- Ann Perkins: Got it.
- Leslie Knope: Ovaries before brovaries.
- [Eats whipped cream]
- Leslie Knope: You make such good coffee.
- Ann Perkins: Look, I know you're saying you're okay with it, but I've been in this position before, and I had a friend who dated an ex, and I said I was okay, but I wasn't actually. It was kind of weird.
- Leslie Knope: The thing is, Mark isn't my ex. You know, we slept together six years ago. Anyway, I 'm over it. Or am I? Just kidding.
- Ann Perkins: When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw Ratatouille.