Joshua Malina credited as playing...
Stewart Gimbley
- Stewart Gimbley: I went to the cops, and told them to put me in a cell, and the detective said jail is for criminals, not for delusional wackadoos.
- Shawn Spencer: He said "wackadoos"?
- Stewart Gimbley: Uh huh. And then he pinched himself, and told me to go see you guys.
- Burton Guster: What did this detective look like?
- Stewart Gimbley: Imagine Robert Goulet dressed liked Mr. Bean playing the Scarecrow in a Summer Stock production of the Wizard of Oz dedicated to Tony Randall.
- Stewart Gimbley: She was once married to this guy who couldn't grow hair. What's that called?
- Shawn Spencer: Bald.
- Burton Guster: Alopecia.
- Shawn Spencer: That's the fear of beans.
- Stewart Gimbley: Who am I supposed to be?
- Burton Guster: Are you kidding? You didn't watch television as a kid?
- Stewart Gimbley: Not after Poltergeist!
- Burton Guster: You are none other than Dwayne Cleophus Wayne, of A Different World. A ladies' man with a plan. What?