Caught Stealing

'Caught Stealing' is a very watchable film - it's chaotic, stylish and full of energy from the very first scene. You can tell it's trying really hard to be something Guy Ritchie-esque with its quick pacing, eccentric characters and that mix of comedy and violence. Sometimes it works, but other times the plot just veers into nonsense. There are moments where you can feel the film straining to hold everything together, and not every beat lands the way it wants to.

That said, it's still a fun ride. The cast throw themselves into the madness, the cat is genuinely a scene-stealer, and there's enough style and momentum to keep you engaged even when the story wobbles. As long as you manage your expectations and don't go in expecting perfection, you'll probably find yourself entertained. Messy, yes - but very watchable.

The film is lacking. All the actors are doing their best (or good enough) but there is little to nothing to work with.

The beats are so familiar, the plot is trying too hard and there is zero emotional depth to any of it. The Austin Butler character is so flat and features zero nuance, such little complexity that I found myself frustrated at so many opportunities missed to add an interesting wrinkle.

The saving grace is that there is clearly talent involved in making the film so it's not a disaster. But I honestly would have preferred a terrible movie because it would have been less frustrating and easier to laugh at.

TLDR: Not interesting or different enough to pay for in theaters. Worth trying on streaming if you're a fan of any of the actors or find yourself curious.

Sneakly and unexpectedly one of the most entertaining films of the year. Good Time mixed with Pi and After Hours, with a touch of Guy Ritchie was a combination that crafted a film as interesting as all these other works mentioned. The script may be simple and lack certain depth, but the movie makes it up for it with personality. The atmosphere of 1990s New York is striking, and the cinematography was excellent, greatly utilizing color and the photographed spaces to create captivating settings. I really enjoyed the culture clash between the characters, who, due to their different nationalities and religions, have different personalities, methods, and approaches to dealing with the film's central situation, especially the dynamic between Hank, a small-town American, and Russ, a British punk. The dialogue is quite engaging.

Not his best, but a memorable entry in aronosfky's filmography.

Essentially a throwback to pulpy 90s thrillers, Darren Aronofsky's 'Caught Stealing (2025)' is the kind of mid-budget, character-driven, star-studded movie they just don't make anymore. To be clear, they don't make these anymore not because they can't (or because "everything's too PC these days", which it honestly isn't - I mean, just look at the US President), but because they've created an environment in which this sort of thing just isn't viable. "They", of course, refers to the Hollywood studios who have basically split the marketplace into uber-expensive blockbusters and uber-cheap indie flicks with nothing in-between, pushed IP above talent or star power, decided that only certain types of film play in the cinema for the appropriate amount of time, and constantly wonder where they went wrong and why they keep losing money on tentpole pictures that make over $100 million dollars but still can't recuperate their mammoth production budgets. Regardless of the reasons it's so rare, it's lovely to see something like this on the big screen, a narrative so unconcerned with sequels or cameos that it can afford to be lean, mean and relatively unpredictable. This New York-set novel adaptation sizzles with a punky energy that's only outmatched by its delightfully irreverent end credits (if the movie itself had even half the scream-in-your-face intensity of its scrolling end sequence, it would surely be one of the most intense Hollywood movies in recent years). Anchored by a surprisingly 'normal man' performance from Austin Butler, who grounds what constantly threatens to be a ridiculous narrative and acts as an emotional lifeline for the far zanier actors he's surrounded by, the feature sprints forward at its own self-assured pace and forces you to chase it, leaving a bloody trail of named-character bodies in its wake and barely taking a second to acknowledge the dangerous zig-zagging route it takes you on. With an unwieldly tone but a steady hand, the film remains engaging and enjoyable for its majority. It feels like it wants to primarily be fun, but it's actually quite gruelling in its own way because it's incredibly violent, bleak and coated in an almost tangible layer of dirt that reflects its atmosphere and setting. It is entertaining, for sure, but it's never as much of a flippantly callous blast as it seems to think it is. It's too mean to be unmitigated fun, but it's zippy and zesty and especially well-made for the kind of souped-up B-movie it ultimately is. It's a really good effort, one that feels like a throwback both in its period setting and in its overall vibe. It's a bit of a weird one for Aronofsky to do, but it proves that he's ultimately just a film fan like the rest of us. Not everything needs to have thematic weight or a specific point, nor does it need to push the boundaries of style or feel wholly unique. Sometimes it's okay to be caught stealing from the past, to create something that doesn't blow the world away but would have been steadily rented from Blockbuster nevertheless. This is an entertaining experience from beginning to end, and it's surprisingly refreshing considering how basic it undeniably is. It's actually pretty great.

I went into Caught Stealing with some hope, but came out disappointed. The plot was dreadful - bleak, depressing, and dragging to the point where I actually nodded off in the cinema (which is extremely rare for me). That alone says a lot about the pacing and engagement.

The ending didn't feel satisfying either; it wasn't even lazily wrapped up, just left hanging in a way that felt frustrating rather than thought-provoking.

On the positive side, Matt Smith delivered an excellent performance during his brief screen time - easily the highlight of the film. It's a shame he wasn't given more to do.

Overall, I can't recommend this one. Five stars is generous, purely because of Matt Smith and a few scattered moments, but the film as a whole felt like a slog.