Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- [last lines]
- Howard Wolowitz: Hey, wanna try a country bar tomorrow night?
- Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, maybe we'll get lucky with some sexy cowgirls.
- Howard Wolowitz: Could happen.
- Raj Koothrappali: I wonder how they smell.
- Bethany: What are you going to get, Howard?
- Howard Wolowitz: Well, I can't really decide between a screaming devil, this mean little skull or Kermit the Frog.
- Bethany: Kermit the Frog?
- Howard Wolowitz: You know.
- [Kermit voice]
- Howard Wolowitz: Hi ho, I'm on Howard's butt!
- Bethany: Get the mean little skull, and I'll see if I can make him smile.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, I'd like the mean little skull, please.
- Howard Wolowitz: They're called tattoo sleeves. Look. I bought them online. Raj got a set too. Fantastic, right? Put them on, have sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.