LL Cool J credited as playing...
Sam Hanna
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Look you guys, I am the best first date girl in town. I mean I bring my A game. Funny, flirty, charming, spontaneous, tasteful.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Like me.
- Special Agent G. Callen: And the second?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Second date: antsy, bored, distant, impatient, irritable.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Like G.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: How fast can we get that footage off the web?
- Eric Beal: With or without the co-operation of Sphereguide.com's legal department?
- [Sam glares at him]
- Eric Beal: Okay, cutting through legal tape... I just crashed their entire server.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [In the background] IDIOT HACKERS!
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I don't whine. I'm not needy. And I don't slack.
- Special Agent G. Callen: 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Suggests Hetty was playing hard to get with *Frank Sinatra*.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I told you not to go there.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Yeah, you did. Old blue eyes, and Hetty.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Guess Hetty did it her way.
- Nate Getz: Antagonizing him is not a way to break through.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Do I look like an antagonist, Nate?
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Is that blood, Mr. Hanna?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Mostly.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Yours?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Other guy's.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Can we bill him?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Not anymore.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Eric, that that school evacuated now.
- Eric Beal: Calling LAPD.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Not fast enough!
- Eric Beal: Got it! Commencing with not fast enough.