Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You had orders to kill your brother to earn my trust?
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Yes.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's a problem.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You lied to me.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: No! When I told you Ari was innocent. I believed it. But yes, I would have lied to you. He was my brother, and you were nothing. But I was wrong about Ari, and you. When I pulled the trigger to save your life, I was not following orders. I mean, how could you even think...? He was my brother. And now he is gone, Eli is all but dead to me...
- [fighting tears]
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: And the closest thing I have to a father is accusing me.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: ...Okay.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I had forgotten who I could trust. We were a team. And I would like that again.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You need to talk to the Director.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: It is your blessing I came for.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Alan Sandich's fiancee is back in town.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [enters] And she's already re-engaged. Does that remind you of anyone, Boss?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How long are you going to keep making those jokes, DiNozzo?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think that was actually the last time I'm ever going to make that joke. Sorry.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: [entering Gibbs' basement] Hello, Gibbs. Your door was open.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Usually is.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [to Sgt. Ross' C.O] Accident report you signed said he hurt himself on base?
- Marine Colonel Dick Jestern: He was a flight mechanic. Got his arm caught in a hydraulic.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Really? My M.E. here says it was a gunshot wound. He's pretty smart. You care to revise your report?
- Marine Colonel Dick Jestern: [sighs] Guess I have to, starting with the fact Ross was actually the biggest bastard I'd ever met.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: That is not for rescuing me. That is for leaving me in Israel. You're probably wondering, perhaps I rigged it to explode.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. I was thinking this is a really nice chisel.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Referring to bachelor parties] I could tell you stories that would make your hair curl.
- Jimmy Palmer: Go on.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [enters] No, it's better he doesn't.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh Jethro, can't I tell him about the time when...?
- [off Gibbs's look]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Better I don't.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after DiNozzo narrowly saves a transient from getting hit by a truck] You okay?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. Got something wet in my hands, but I don't wanna think about it.
- [McGee is taking photos of the crime scene]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, you missed a shot there, sidekick.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'm not your sidekick, Tony.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs] And yet, you are.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, I am not, because you're not the boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: When Gibbs isn't here, I'm the boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [walks in] Gibbs is here.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: She found out about a deal his boss had going down.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You partnered with Officer Shelly...
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Then you double-crossed him, kept the payday for yourself...
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And set Shelly up for murder.
- Elaina Marcus: [chuckles derisively]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's so funny?
- Elaina Marcus: You haven't arrested me. Which means you don't have any proof.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McProof?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: The fake suicide note we found on Shelly's computer? We traced the worm that planted that back to your laptop.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Proves you killed Jurel, his buddies, and Shelly.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Uh-oh. You know what that means?
- [Tony dangles a pair of handcuffs]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee, NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're under arrest!
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [discovering that the victims have shaved heads] Duck?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Even the sharpest of razors on a... on a shave this close would cause pseudofolliculitis barbae, a.k.a...
- Jimmy Palmer: Razor burn.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yeah. However, note the complete lack of dermabrasive disruption. Whoever did this did so after they were dead.