Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Alan Sandich's fiancee is back in town.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [enters] And she's already re-engaged. Does that remind you of anyone, Boss?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How long are you going to keep making those jokes, DiNozzo?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think that was actually the last time I'm ever going to make that joke. Sorry.
- Jay Danorth: Is this about Eric Jurel? I already heard. Good news travels fast.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: "Good news"?
- Jay Danorth: Well, he's dead, isn't he?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Did you wake up this morning *wanting* to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [seeing the awkwardness between Tony and Ziva] And... I'm gonna go do that... after I get a Nutter Butter.
- [McGee is taking photos of the crime scene]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, you missed a shot there, sidekick.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'm not your sidekick, Tony.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs] And yet, you are.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, I am not, because you're not the boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: When Gibbs isn't here, I'm the boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [walks in] Gibbs is here.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: She found out about a deal his boss had going down.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You partnered with Officer Shelly...
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Then you double-crossed him, kept the payday for yourself...
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And set Shelly up for murder.
- Elaina Marcus: [chuckles derisively]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's so funny?
- Elaina Marcus: You haven't arrested me. Which means you don't have any proof.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McProof?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: The fake suicide note we found on Shelly's computer? We traced the worm that planted that back to your laptop.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Proves you killed Jurel, his buddies, and Shelly.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Uh-oh. You know what that means?
- [Tony dangles a pair of handcuffs]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee, NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're under arrest!
- NCIS Special Agent Bryn Fillmore: I had a hard time choosing the right adjectives. I couldn't decide between childish, juvenille, and just plain old annoying.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's true.
- NCIS Special Agent Bryn Fillmore: And you - you know better. But you're so busy playing faithful sidekick, you just go along for the ride. Well I've had enough! Make sure Agent Gibbs gets that.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I know how to find Officer Shelly: track his burn phone.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, we already know where it is, it's in the evidence garage.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He's got another one.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, that's great, but without the cells' E.S.N. numbers, we can't track any of them.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Think, McSidekick! Use the leading man, harness those powers.