Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [singing softly while using the bathroom] Which my father bought for two zuzim...
- [notices Ziva behind him]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How long you been standing there?
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Long enough to see you are well hydrated after your time in the desert.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sneaking behind, surprising me?
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I was not sure what to say.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [washing hands] Though you're sure it had to be said in the men's room.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I'm sure it had to be said... When you shot Michael, I almost killed you where you stood.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I wasn't standing.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: No, you weren't. You were lying on the ground, without adequate backup, completely violating protocal...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And double parked.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Yes, I noticed... But that does not matter. Just like it doesn't matter how it turned out for Michael.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then what does?
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: [puts her hand on Tony's hand] That you have had my back. That you have always had my back. And that I was wrong... to question your motives.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So why did you?
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I trusted my brother Ari. I trusted Michael. I could not afford to trust you.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I thought you weren't sure what to say.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Guess I had a long time to think about... things.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [short pause] I'm sorry, Ziva.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: No... It is I who am sorry.
- [kisses Tony's cheek]
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Your instincts were right. You were a cop and I never should've faulted you for thinking...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [grabs Ziva] I'm a cop... I think like a cop. Genius!
- [He rushes out, leaving her confused]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Alan Sandich's fiancee is back in town.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [enters] And she's already re-engaged. Does that remind you of anyone, Boss?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How long are you going to keep making those jokes, DiNozzo?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think that was actually the last time I'm ever going to make that joke. Sorry.
- Police Officer Howard Shelly: DiNozzo... wait, are you Tony DiNozzo?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Only if I don't owe you money.
- Police Officer Howard Shelly: You don't. Just glad to have you at my back, sir.
- Jay Danorth: Is this about Eric Jurel? I already heard. Good news travels fast.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: "Good news"?
- Jay Danorth: Well, he's dead, isn't he?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Did you wake up this morning *wanting* to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after DiNozzo narrowly saves a transient from getting hit by a truck] You okay?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. Got something wet in my hands, but I don't wanna think about it.
- [McGee is taking photos of the crime scene]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, you missed a shot there, sidekick.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'm not your sidekick, Tony.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs] And yet, you are.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, I am not, because you're not the boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: When Gibbs isn't here, I'm the boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [walks in] Gibbs is here.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, boss.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I have my first psych evaluation.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh yeah, I always love those.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I'm sure. You get to talk about yourself the entire time.
- [awkward pause]
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: I'm sorry, that was...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, it's all right. No one would ever accuse you of having tact.
- [another awkward pause]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sorry.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: She found out about a deal his boss had going down.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You partnered with Officer Shelly...
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Then you double-crossed him, kept the payday for yourself...
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And set Shelly up for murder.
- Elaina Marcus: [chuckles derisively]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's so funny?
- Elaina Marcus: You haven't arrested me. Which means you don't have any proof.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McProof?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: The fake suicide note we found on Shelly's computer? We traced the worm that planted that back to your laptop.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Proves you killed Jurel, his buddies, and Shelly.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Uh-oh. You know what that means?
- [Tony dangles a pair of handcuffs]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee, NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're under arrest!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I know how to find Officer Shelly: track his burn phone.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, we already know where it is, it's in the evidence garage.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He's got another one.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, that's great, but without the cells' E.S.N. numbers, we can't track any of them.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Think, McSidekick! Use the leading man, harness those powers.