Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after hearing that Ziva's ship sunk with no survivors] After that business as usual lost all meaning.
- [everything becomes blurred and each character is seen from Tony's perspective]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Blah, blah, blah. Computer stuff. Blah.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [drops file on Tony's desk] Autopsy report
- Abby Sciuto: Words! There's so many words! And there's thinks and-and stuff and emotions. Thanks for listening.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Got a dead marine. Grab your gear... Got a missing kid. Grab your gear... Some idiot smuggled a koala on a submarine. Grab your gear... Grab your gear. Grab your gear. Grab your gear.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No!
- Abby Sciuto: And no one's telling us anything. So we have two options.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And they're both illegal.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Hack into Mossad...
- Abby Sciuto: Or hack into Vance.
- Captain Rebecca 'Becky' Hastings, USAF: Oh, that's it! I'm outta here! I'm done!
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: So much for the daredevil.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Forgot about her.
- Abby Sciuto: Whatever... let's get hackin'!
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Out of everyone in the world who could have found me. It had to be you.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're welcome. So, you glad to see me?
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: You should not have come.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: All right then. Good catching up. I'll be going now.
- [Starts to rise, then sits back down]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, yeah, I forgot, taken prisoner.
- Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison: Are you all right, McGee?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Just glad you're alive.
- [flashback: DiNozzo and McGee tackle a humongous sailor in a drug-induced rage]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [v.o] Our team consists of a gang of four. Tight knit. My partner is Tim McGee, small muscles, big brains, heart of a lion. Together we're virtually unstoppable... virtually.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I got him... Tony, he's going for the knife!
- [the sailor pulls a knife out of his leg and raises it, only for Gibbs to appear, knock him down and choke him into unconsciousness with his boot]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [v.o] Our team leader is the fearless Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Former Gunnery Sergeant, Marine sniper, coffee aficionado and functional mute.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [panting] Piece of cake.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [panting] Simple as pie.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Smooth as silk.
- [flashback to the present]
- Saleem Ulman: And the fourth member of your team?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We lost her.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [knows Tony is not paying attention] Been thinkin' about buying some tight red leather pants. You know something that really cradles my butt.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Thinking of Ziva's lack of communication] It's not normal.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'm kidding. I'm not really...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's not normal we haven't heard from Ziva.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Gibbs asked DiNozzo to select Ziva's replacement from a stack of applicant's files] Are there photos in there, boss?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, really? Tony picks? Because, you know, coming from anyone else, that might be considered a lapse in judgement.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Okay, you both pick.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: That makes much more sense.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You don't trust me to be professional?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No casting couch.
- Abby Sciuto: We've isolated the needle in the haystack. An anomaly, one specific characteristic.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Brand name import. Not easily available in Europe or Africa.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Got all the way from the United States, at high cost, high difficulty.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: What are we talking about?
- Abby Sciuto: [Abby holds up her Caf-Pow] Ta-Da!
- [Flash-forward to the present; Saleem gives an enraged roar and heaves his canteen against the wall. It falls to the floor, leaking Caf-Pow]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just couldn't do without your daily Caf-Pow, could you?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Petty officer Kevin Wingate. Disciplined for drug possession. Low quantity.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Personal use?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What kind of discipline?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Sixty day restriction.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. He hasn't been off the boat?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Not in two months.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, he didn't get the dose on land, he could have cooked it up himself.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Or someone brought it to him. Shipmates thought he'd kicked.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I guess he fell off.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [entering] We do not guess, Timothy. Nor do we assume, presume, conjecture, or prognosticate.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Referring to a prospective replacement] She's unflappable.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's unflappable.
- [Candidate runs out of the conference room crying. Gibbs hands folder to DiNozzo]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Strike one.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Will you just come over and fix it?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: What's in it for me?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Digitally remastered 1955 classic "Bad Day at Black Rock", Spencer Tracy with one arm.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Is that anything like money? 'Cause money is what is customarily exchanged for services rendered.