Tate Ellington credited as playing...
Aidan Hall
- Aidan Hall: [to Ally] He's in love with you. I've only ever seen him look at one other girl the way he looks at you, and she's a lot shorter and shares his DNA.
- Aidan Hall: Come on! Just one drink!
- Tyler: When was the last time you had one drink?
- Aidan Hall: [thinks] communion.
- Tyler: What do you want me to do? Kidnap her?
- Aidan Hall: Of course not!
- Aidan Hall: We don't have closet space for that.
- Aidan Hall: [In jail] It must be nice living at the bookstore, by yourself, with all your stacks of books. But, you see, I actually plan on having a career, and a wife, and a girlfriend, and a... and a divorce, and a mid-life stalking episode, and an erectile dysfunction.
- Aidan Hall: I want a girlfriend.
- Tyler: What?
- Aidan Hall: Dinners out, movies, regular sex. I can handle that... for like a... summer.
- Ally Craig: You're such a romantic.
- Ally Craig: Do you want pancakes or french toast?
- Tyler: Doesn't matter...
- Aidan Hall: [mumbles] French toast...
- Aidan Hall: I've had enough of this brooding introvert shit! I'm ready to set up an intervention.
- Tyler: You do realize that interventions don't normally consist of binge drinking, right?
- Aidan Hall: [In jail] I'm glad you're happy being alone in your library with all your piles of books. But I want a future... I want a girlfriend, a wife, a divorce, and a mid-life stalking episode.
- Aidan Hall: You know, do you realise if she had the S.L.U.T...
- [Tyler shakes his head]
- Aidan Hall: Too soon?
- [Tyler nods his head]
- Aidan Hall: C'mon man, just one drink.
- Tyler: When was the last time you had just one drink?
- Aidan Hall: ...communion.
- Aidan Hall: Patricia. Can I call you Patricia?
- NYU Professor: No.
- Aidan Hall: Life is about people and it's about what people put into people, and I want to put something into you. I - I don't want to put anything into you. You look great, I love that jacket. You're an angel Patricia, an angel.
- [from trailer]
- Aidan Hall: He's got a daughter.
- Tyler: Whose gotta daughter?
- Aidan Hall: The cop who busted your face all up. He's gotta daughter.
- Tyler: I know her, she's in my Global Politics class.
- Aidan Hall: Go get her.
- Ally Craig: I don't date sociology majors.
- Tyler: Lucky for you... I'm undecided.
- Ally Craig: About what?
- Tyler: [pauses] Everything.
- Aidan Hall: Round the world party. Third floor. Come on, let's go. There's a whole lot of ugly but there's a lot more alcohol.
- Aidan Hall: Megan! Meg- wow, you look great.
- Megan: Do. Not. Speak.
- [She keeps working]
- Aidan Hall: Ok. Two beers.
- [to Tyler]
- Aidan Hall: Is she mad at me or something?
- Tyler: She's not mad. That's how people act when they're really into you.