Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Abby Sciuto: Oh, I got Palmer's text about the vampire bite. I can't believe I'm not going to be there for that. Who are you getting to fill in?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Working on it.
- Abby Sciuto: Well, if you need anything before then, I keep a step-by-step Abby's Lab for Dummies in my desk. It covers the basics. A monkey could follow the instructions.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Watching DiNozzo using his backscratcher] Good. Cause we got one of those.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Nodding to McGee] He'll clean it up.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We'll clean it up.
- Jimmy Palmer: They'll clean it up.
- Abby Sciuto: You'll *all* clean it up!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to McGee] Aw knucklehead. You're lucky Abby's not here, Hopkins.
- Abby Sciuto: [From behind on a video link] Why is McGee lucky I'm not there? And who is Hopkins?
- Abby Sciuto: [Entering] Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Rising] Abby. Abs, are you okay?
- Abby Sciuto: Do I look okay? What is Abby's rule #1? Do not lie to Abby!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Didn't build it to kill someone.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: ...He built it to sell it.
- Abby Sciuto: Perfect. Hi I'm Abby Sciuto. International Bioweapons dealer.
- Abby Sciuto: Aren't you going to give me a pep talk?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
- Abby Sciuto: Why?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Because you're pissed. And you should be.
- Abby Sciuto: So you lied!
- Mr. Jones: And I didn't lose a bit of sleep. Is that a problem?
- Abby Sciuto: No. Not at all. Lie to me again. It was awesome.
- [Starts to leave]
- Abby Sciuto: Nice knowing you.
- FBI Agent Samantha Morris: Abby Sciuto?
- Abby Sciuto: Maybe.
- FBI Agent Samantha Morris: FBI. You need to come with us, Miss Sciuto. Now.
- Abby Sciuto: Where?
- FBI Agent Samantha Morris: I'm not at liberty to say.
- Abby Sciuto: Well then I'm not at liberty to go.
- FBI Agent Samantha Morris: You misunderstand. It's not a request.