Abby Elliott credited as playing...
Joy
- Lisa: She is so good at impressions.
- Adam: Do an impression, then.
- Lisa: Yes, do an impression then.
- Joy: All right, guess who this is.
- [Joy sucks in her lips]
- Joy: Dad!
- [she sucks in her lips again]
- Joy: Dad!
- Lisa: Oh my God, that's so cute.
- Adam: I don't know.
- Lisa: Come on.
- Joy: Where are you?
- Adam: I don't know.
- Joy: Where are you, Dad?
- [Wallace walks over]
- Wallace: It's Nemo.
- Lisa: Yes!
- Joy: Yeah.
- Adam: Nemo.
- Lisa: Amazing.
- Adam: I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that?
- Wallace: 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how.
- Lisa: Mmmm. Drew Barrymore.
- Joy: I don't know if I'm drunk enough.
- Lisa: Come on.
- Adam: You can't do Drew Barrymore.
- Wallace: Oh, but she can.
- Joy: [in sexy valley girl accent] Happy holidays. I was in 'The Wedding Singer'.
- [normal voice]
- Joy: That's it. That's all I have.
- Adam: That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore.
- Lisa: [after Joy does her impersonations] Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much.
- Joy: You do?
- Lisa: Yeah...
- Joy: Lisa... I love you.
- [as Adam looks from one to the other, taking a sip straight from the bottle]
- Joy: Wait. I'm seriously in love with you.
- Lisa: Wait.
- [leaning forward over Adam's lap]
- Lisa: Why didn't you tell me sooner?
- Joy: I didn't have the courage.
- Lisa: Oh, my God. This is amazing.
- [giggles, as Adam doesn't know where to look]
- Joy: God, you look so beautiful.
- Lisa: And your eyes are so pretty.
- [Adam and Wallace share a bemused look]
- Joy: Have you got-?
- Lisa: Let's do this.
- Joy: Wallace, could you take a picture of this?