Frat Party

I know, you wanted to get laid right? "Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?..." What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane...Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Don't tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie.

Oh yeah, let's not forget about the Mario Brother's accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better.

I could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, you're the reason American cinema is dying!

This film is about a college would be graduate attending the ultimate college graduation party, the night before his wedding.

"Frat Party" tries so hard to be a teenage sex comedy, it is just laughably bad. There is no acting apart from the female lead Caroline D'Amore who shows some signs of acting. Most other actors and actresses just show skin. The whole film is like porn but with a little more story to it, except it drags on and on. The final ten minutes of the film suddenly becomes a romantic comedy. I have to say that the romantic comedy part helps the film to restore some credibility, but the damage is done already. If the whole film was developed to be a romantic comedy, it would have been a lot more watchable.

This film came on after a movie that I was watching ended. I decided to give it a chance, because a good comedy would've hit the spot. Wow, bad decision. This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen. It exceeded what I thought was possible in terms of awfulness. I watched the whole thing, which can be contributed to the "car wreck" phenomenon. You know.. when everyone slows down on the freeway to gawk at an accident. I continued watching, because I didn't think it could get worse.. I was wrong. If Mr. Bennett ever gets a film produced again, it would be a disgrace to mankind. I can't even blame the actors for their poor performances. If I was asked to act out some of these scenarios, I would be horrendous as well. All in all, I think I have just discovered the rock bottom in film making. A writer would be hard pressed to come up with something that is worse than this.

This movie is baaad! It is really a waste of time. I have a principle to finish every movie no matter how horrible it is, so I sat through this entire masquerade of bad, non spontaneous and at times very badly improvised acting. And now I regret having principles.. I mean, how is it hard for an actor to look happy, sad or mad?! In "frat party" in all three cases, you'll find the actor just saying "Oh my God" with a dead face and you have to guess how he's supposed to feel. Come on! The whole plot of the movie is predictable from the first three minutes of it. I was watching the movie begging it to surprise me just once, and it just didn't. It's one of those American Pie Type/Romantic Comedy wannabes that just fail to look anywhere close to either. A movie perfect for torturing convicts, that's what it is..

This is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen; in fact, it's likely the worst movie ever made. I can only assume that the reviewers that found anything positive about this movie are the actors' parents. It's worth watching, however, just so you can say that you've seen the worst movie ever made. It's worse than Gigli. Frat Party provides an answer to all those times you've watched a terrible movie and asked yourself, "how can it get any worse?" It's just terrible. Honestly, aside from saying over and over how terrible this movie is, I have nothing constructive to add because the movie contains very little substance. Wow. Terrible.