James Franco credited as playing...
Hugh Hefner
- Hugh Hefner: I think you can be a star. I don't mean just an adult movie star. I mean - a real star.
- Linda: Oh, I wish I could believe that.
- Hugh Hefner: Linda!
- Chuck: That's what I call a welcoming committee. Right on.
- Hugh Hefner: Linda.
- Linda: Hi, Mr. Hefner.
- Hugh Hefner: Hef, please. Welcome to your party.
- [to Chuck]
- Hugh Hefner: How about I trade you two blondes for a brunette?
- Chuck: Yeah!
- Hugh Hefner: You, Harry. I'm a big fan of your work.
- Harry Reems: It is truly an honor, sir.
- Hugh Hefner: Well, I used to tell people that *I* had the best job in the world, until I saw what you do.
- Hugh Hefner: Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. The one, the only: Linda Lovelace.
- Hugh Hefner: You know how, some times life imitates art? Well, I think -
- [puts his arm around Linda]
- Hugh Hefner: I think this is one of those moments.