Jim Broadbent credited as playing...
- Mary: You can't go around with a big sign saying don't fall in love with me I'm married.
- Tom: Well, most people wear a ring.
- Mary: Well he didn't.
- Tom: Alright, I dig holes.
- Katie: That's just calling a spade a spade, isn't it ?
- Gerri: I always call it a shovel.
- Tom: You call it a fork. I call it a trailer-mounted tripod cable percussive boring unit.
- Gerri: That's why I love him.
- Mary: But he wasn't a bad person. He loved me.
- Tom: Sounds to me that he was a duplicitous shit.
- Katie: I went to a college in Croydon.
- Mary: [in an intimidating manner] Which College in Croydon?
- Katie: [responding awkwardly] ... The Croydon College.
- Tom: The aptly named!
- Tom: I seem to remember you got banned from a number of pubs in Hull for shouting about nothing when you were a young person.
- Ken: [retelling the event] "Ken, we like you. You're a good bloke, you're good on the darts, but if you talk about politics again, you're barred!".
- [both burst into laughter]
