Rupert Everett credited as playing...
Edmund St. John-Smythe
- Edmund St. John-Smythe: [brainstorming] The Rubby-Nubby.
- Mortimer Granville: The Vibratorium.
- Edmund St. John-Smythe: The Jiggly-Wiggly?
- Mortimer Granville: Paroxysmator.
- Edmund St. John-Smythe: Oh, the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
- Mortimer Granville: The Excitetator?
- Edmund St. John-Smythe: Mr. Wobbly.
- Mortimer Granville: Oh, please.
- Edmund St. John-Smythe: What about, The Squealer?