Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Howard Wolowitz: [about Bernadette] She wants a commitment, and I'm not sure she's my type.
- Penny: She agreed to go out with you for free; what more do you need?
- Howard Wolowitz: Look, Bernadette is really nice; I just always thought when I finally settle down and do a relationship it would be with someone, you know... different.
- Penny: Different how?
- Howard Wolowitz: Well, you know... more like Megan Fox from 'Transformers'. Or Katee Sackhoff from 'Battlestar Galactica'.
- Penny: Are you high?
- Leonard Hofstadter: You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from 'Total Recall'.
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was like twenty years ago; imagine how *saggy* those things would be.
- Howard Wolowitz: Hey, did either of you guys know that three dates with the same woman is the threshold for sex?
- Raj Koothrappali: Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: With Penny and me it took two years! Now that I think about it that was three dates.
- Raj Koothrappali: Here comes Kripke!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Who is that with him?
- Raj Koothrappali: Believe that's the president of the university.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And the board of directors! Abort, abort!
- Sheldon Cooper: There is no abort.
- Raj Koothrappali: How could you not put in an abort?
- Sheldon Cooper: I made a boo-boo, all right?
- Penny: Why are you back from your date so early?
- Howard Wolowitz: In romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.
- Penny: [to Leonard] What exactly does that mean?
- Leonard Hofstadter: He struck out.