Jim Parsons credited as playing...
Sheldon Cooper
- [Penny enters]
- Penny: Hi, guys.
- Sheldon Cooper: Hello.
- Penny: Yo, Raj, talk to me!
- [very long pause]
- Penny: Nah, I'm sorry. Just screwin' with ya.
- Raj Koothrappali: Here comes Kripke!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Who is that with him?
- Raj Koothrappali: Believe that's the president of the university.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And the board of directors! Abort, abort!
- Sheldon Cooper: There is no abort.
- Raj Koothrappali: How could you not put in an abort?
- Sheldon Cooper: I made a boo-boo, all right?
- Sheldon Cooper: [about being on NPR] My mother is very excited. She's convening her Bible study group to listen in and then pray for my soul.
- Sheldon Cooper: Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line.
- Howard Wolowitz: Thank you, Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: Whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question.
- Sheldon Cooper: [speaking in high-pitched voice after breathing helium] Kripke, I've found the nozzle. I'm going to kill you!
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, this is very exciting, and I wanted you to be among the first to know...
- Barry Kripke: [passing by] Hey, Cooper, I hear you're gonna be on the wadio with Ira Fwatow from Science Fwiday next week.
- Sheldon Cooper: Thank you, Kripke, for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.
- Barry Kripke: My pweasure.
- Sheldon Cooper: My thank-you was not sincere.
- Barry Kripke: But my pweasure is. Let me ask you a question. At what point did National Public Wadio have to start scwaping the bottom of the barrel for its guests? Eeh-eeh. Don't answer. It's rhetorical.