Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- [after Sheldon pranks Kripke and, unintentionally, the dean of the university, Leonard and Raj are embarrassed that they were named as accomplices]
- Raj Koothrappali: [to Leonard] Well, I'm going back to India. What's your plan?
- Raj Koothrappali: [after Sheldon's foam prank covers everything and everyone in Kripke's lab] Wow. Looks like the Ganges on laundry day.
- Howard Wolowitz: Hey, did either of you guys know that three dates with the same woman is the threshold for sex?
- Raj Koothrappali: Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: With Penny and me it took two years! Now that I think about it that was three dates.
- Raj Koothrappali: Here comes Kripke!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Who is that with him?
- Raj Koothrappali: Believe that's the president of the university.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And the board of directors! Abort, abort!
- Sheldon Cooper: There is no abort.
- Raj Koothrappali: How could you not put in an abort?
- Sheldon Cooper: I made a boo-boo, all right?