Chris O'Donnell credited as playing...
G. Callen
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [after Sam and G have put up a Palm tree] what is that?
- Special Agent G. Callen: It's a Christmas Tree.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You're joking. No. No. Douglas fir, Scotch pine, Bruce spuce. These are Christmas trees.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: This is L.A., Hetty. Wait 'til you see the Menorah.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I am *so* alone.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Uh huh, you backed into Hetty's jag.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Again.
- Nate Getz: No! Don't even kid about that.
- Nate Getz: [as Sam's working on a bomb] The million dollar question is: do *you* know what you're doing?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Oh, this is not good.
- Nate Getz: Sam?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: He hid a secondary micro detonator inside. It has a mercury switch. Don't anybody move.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [pause. Callen enters behind Nate] HEY!
- [Nate spills his drink on his shirt]
- Special Agent G. Callen: Oops. Sorry about that.
- Special Agent G. Callen: What are the chances this place is wired?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'd say between 99 and 100%.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Always the optimist.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You had a falling out?
- Mister Ross: No. I - just - working a lot. Trying to make sure my family was taken care of. One day you're missing little league. The next thing you know, they're moving out. And all the times in between... it's just lost.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Well it's got quite the view.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Yeah. Sit on his porch and watch the drive bys.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: The stuff he's wired with is unstable. Put a bullet in it, he could go off.
- Special Agent G. Callen: What about a head shot?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Just the impact of it falling could trigger it.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You're just chock-full of good news, aren't you?