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Sam Hanna
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [after Sam and G have put up a Palm tree] what is that?
- Special Agent G. Callen: It's a Christmas Tree.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You're joking. No. No. Douglas fir, Scotch pine, Bruce spuce. These are Christmas trees.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: This is L.A., Hetty. Wait 'til you see the Menorah.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I am *so* alone.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Uh huh, you backed into Hetty's jag.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Again.
- Nate Getz: No! Don't even kid about that.
- Hastings King: We're closed! Now get lost!
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Your customer service needs some work. I'm NCIS. Asher Ross is dead. Now show me your hands and come out before I pull you out.
- Hastings King: [Emerges from under the car] Seriously, you need to get lost now. I've got a little problem here.
- [Goes back under the car]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Hey.
- [Looks under the car and sees a bomb]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Yes, you have.
- Nate Getz: [as Sam's working on a bomb] The million dollar question is: do *you* know what you're doing?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Oh, this is not good.
- Nate Getz: Sam?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: He hid a secondary micro detonator inside. It has a mercury switch. Don't anybody move.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [pause. Callen enters behind Nate] HEY!
- [Nate spills his drink on his shirt]
- Special Agent G. Callen: Oops. Sorry about that.
- Special Agent G. Callen: What are the chances this place is wired?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'd say between 99 and 100%.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Always the optimist.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: The stuff he's wired with is unstable. Put a bullet in it, he could go off.
- Special Agent G. Callen: What about a head shot?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Just the impact of it falling could trigger it.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You're just chock-full of good news, aren't you?
- Stanton Olin: [to Kensi] You can leave. It's just King and I. We seek absolution for what we did in Iraq.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Entering] No one gets absolution by killing themselves!