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Two and a Half Men
S7.E11
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Warning, It's Dirty

  • Episode aired Dec 14, 2009
  • TV-14
  • 20m
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Carl Reiner in Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two And A Half Men: Warning, It's Dirty
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Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.

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    • James Widdoes
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Don Foster
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    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    • Director
      • James Widdoes
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Foster
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
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    Charlie Sheen
    Charlie Sheen
    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
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    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
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    • Jake Harper
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Jennifer Taylor
    Jennifer Taylor
    • Chelsea
    Holland Taylor
    Holland Taylor
    • Evelyn Harper
    Carl Reiner
    Carl Reiner
    • Marty Pepper
    Tinashe
    Tinashe
    • Celeste Burnett
    • (as Tinashe Kachingwe)
    Ingrid Rogers
    Ingrid Rogers
    • Keisha
    Julia Kelleher
    • Brianna
    • (as Julia K.)
    Larry Cedar
    Larry Cedar
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      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Foster
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    • Trivia
      While watching football, Berta bets Charlie her Christmas bonus on a long field goal attempt by kicker Zrbnyk. In The Mooch at the Boo (2008), Charlie's new neighbor, former NFL player Jerome Burnett (Michael Clarke Duncan), says his wife left him for a place kicker named Gryl Zrbnyk.
    • Quotes

      Charlie Harper: [Alan's "Harper Christmas News Letter", read by Charlie] As this wonderful year draws to an end, I send this note to family and friend/ So thankful are we for blessings galore, like Charlie's fiancée - a lady, not a whore/ And young Master Jake is growing like a weed, he makes us all proud, not a waste of my seed/ He tried his darndest in every class, and made tenth grade by the skin of his ass/ And our sweet Mother Evelyn had a small operation, her secret garden needed rejuvenation/ And what about the author of this Christmas poem, he's healthy and happy in his beautiful home/ And while some might argue that he's just a leech, it bothers him not, he lives at the beach/ Happy Holidays from the happy Harpers.

    • Connections
      Spoofs Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
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      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • December 14, 2009 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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      • 20m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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