Nicole Kidman credited as playing...
Devlin Adams
- Devlin Adams: So, where's Danny?
- Katherine: [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
- Devlin Adams: Come again?
- Katherine: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
- Devlin Adams: Why?
- Katherine: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
- Devlin Adams: Really?
- Katherine: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
- Devlin Adams: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
- Katherine: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
- Devlin Adams: [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.
- Katherine: What? What happened?
- Devlin Adams: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
- Ian Maxtone Jones: [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
- Katherine: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
- Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.
- Katherine: Oh! What about the iPod?
- Devlin Adams: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
- Katherine: [laughs] Oh God! So what?
- Devlin Adams: Well, this is different?
- Katherine: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
- Devlin Adams: I don't know.
- [They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
- Danny: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
- Devlin Adams: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
- Katherine: [about Ian] Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, a little bit of the red flag.
- Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.
- [Palmer and Katherine are smiling at Danny after he has taught Michael how to swim. Devlin shows up out of nowhere]
- Devlin Adams: What are we all staring at?