Nick Swardson credited as playing...
Eddie
- Danny Maccabee: I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie. If you get to him without touching the bottom, we'll give you a dolphin cookie.
- Maggie: Is that what your grandpa gave you?
- Danny Maccabee: No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.
- Michael: I want one of those.
- Danny Maccabee: No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.
- Eddie: Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.