Griffin Gluck credited as playing...
Michael
- Danny Maccabee: Ooh, the Mafia stare down. Very good, Michael. We're here to negotiate. Do you have anything else you might like?
- Michael: I want a flying pony.
- Danny Maccabee: I want a flying pony, too, but they don't exist.
- Michael: Then I want a regular pony. And I want to name him Nelson.
- Danny Maccabee: How about a PlayStation 3 and we name him Nelson?
- Michael: Keep talking.
- Danny Maccabee: We'll include 4 video games.
- Michael: Five games. I want the meeting with Blondie to be at J.D. McFunnigan's?
- Danny Maccabee: How about Charlie Choo-Choos because it's right down the street from me?
- Michael: You mention that slop-hole again, and I walk.
- Danny Maccabee: I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie. If you get to him without touching the bottom, we'll give you a dolphin cookie.
- Maggie: Is that what your grandpa gave you?
- Danny Maccabee: No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.
- Michael: I want one of those.
- Danny Maccabee: No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.
- Eddie: Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.
- Maggie: [British accent] Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?
- Danny Maccabee: What's with the accent?
- Katherine: She's been working on some accents.
- Maggie: I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.
- Danny Maccabee: How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?
- Michael: No, I'm more into Californication.
- Katherine: When do you ever watch Californication?
- Maggie: Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.