Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Hey, how'd it go at the hotel?
- Ziva David: Prince Sayif is a chauvinistic, royal pain in the tush!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, he's not used to anyone saying no to him.
- Ziva David: You may have to hire someone to protect him from me.
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: When you offered to take me on the tour, I suspected you had an ulterior motive. What's on your mind?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Your son.
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: What has, uh... Junior done now?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Tony likes to hide behind the face of a clown. But he's the best young agent I've ever worked with.
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: You have children, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Had. A daughter. But unfortunately, I didn't get the chance to know her as an adult.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Have to break one of your rules, boss. Number 6: Never say you're sorry. I let things get out of control in the hotel room.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, it's covered. Number 18.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, yeah. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Am I forgiven?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. Been distracted by your father.
- Special Agent Ziva David: How many amendments to the US Constitution?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, let's see... the Bill of Rights is the first ten, Prohibition's 18. So I'm guessing... 23.
- Special Agent Ziva David: 27.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Nobody likes a smart-ass, David.
- Special Agent Ziva David: How come I have to study all of this and you don't?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I was born here.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I told you to handle it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I spoke to him. I think he's losing his hearing.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Give me a reason not to bench you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Long pause] I won't let him out of my sight.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Why'd you do it?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He's my father. He is who he is. I couldn't bust him. Sometimes it's better to keep what you know to yourself.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Amen.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [on Tony] When's the last time you talked to him? I mean, really talked to him?
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: We keep in touch.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Four years ago, your son came very close to dying from pneumonic plague. I expected to see you. You didn't show then, why are you here now?
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: ...He never told me he was sick.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Oh, so you *don't* keep in touch.
- Prince Sayif Ibn Alwaan: Look, I am sorry about Walid, Agent Gibbs. But if you know anything about the Saudi Royal family, assassinations are part of our lives. I came to the United States for flight training and I'm not going to let what happened stop me.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Okay, I have no influence with your country. But I do with the United States Navy. And I'll have your training stopped immediately.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Entering] Hi. Jethro Gibbs.
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: Oh, Agent Gibbs. Well you finally get to meet the *real* Tony DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Tony inherited his personality from you. But I get the feeling there's a lot about your life you don't share.
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr: [pause] I should tell you to piss off! But I do know that Junior thinks the world of you. So I'll keep this civil.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You're just gonna let him get away?
- Prince Omar Ibn Alwaan: He is still my son, Agent Gibbs. Fathers do what they have to do for their children.