Lena Dunham credited as playing...
- Aura: I have no experience.
- Charlotte: It's absolutely fine. On my resume under "skills", I put "has a landline".
- Keith: How are things?
- Aura: Um. I'm really tired. I took three klonopin and woke up next to a spoon full of peanut butter.
- Keith: These guys are such fucking dirt bags, man. I'm just sitting there, trying to read my book, and they're all crowded around watching "cum omelette" on someone's iPhone.
- Aura: What is "cum omelette"?
- Keith: A porn video.
- Aura: What happens in it?
- Keith: Pretty self explanatory.
- Charlotte: In high school, you were always the "I have to go home" girl. Are you still the "i have to go home" girl?
- Aura: I have to go home.
- Charlotte: You know the thing about your friends? They weren't assholes, were they?
- Aura: No, not at all.
- Charlotte: See, that's the problem. Our people are assholes. Our moms are assholes.
- Aura: You think my mom's an asshole?
- Charlotte: Yeah. She's too successful not to be.
- Charlotte: OK, full disclosure. I was in rehab in 2007. It wasn't for this pot, it was for like a blow situation that I since cleared up.
- Aura: Do you drink?
- Charlotte: Yeah, no, no, umm... only kombucha, you know? And some red wine, but that's good for you. But I don't think we need to talk about all our issues, you know?
- [first lines]
- Aura: Honey, I'm home... Family?
- Candice: Downstairs...
- Siri: Can you turn your right toe slightly towards me?
- Nadine: It hurts.
- Siri: Perfect.
- [click]
- Aura: [on why her ex-boyfriend went to Colorado] Something about building a shrine to his ancestors out of a dying tree.
- Siri: You get him out of our house.
- Aura: What?
- Siri: I want him out of my house!
- Aura: He's not doing anything! He's only been in my room!
- Siri: He is in the laundry room mixing lights and darks!
- Aura: [to Siri when Aura asks to borrow her laptop] Did you just google 'cupcakes'?
- Nadine: I have like a million things I could say right now.
- Aura: Like what?
- Nadine: Like get a fucking li... ghtbulb.
- Aura: I just got off a plane from Ohio. I am in a post-graduate delirium.
