Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.
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Farah Khan (FK) seems to have lost her bearings with this one. Being fun loving and irreverent is one thing, but making a movie full of PJs is really pushing it! Akshay Kumar's brand of comedy seems completely out of sync with Farah's brand of humor and the result is a disaster only made tolerable if you are salivating over Katrina Kaif grooving to 'Sheila Ki Jawani' or seeing Akshay and Salman dance together. The script is pretty nonsensical and a stretch even by outrageous plot standards (a conman making a fake movie and convincing a big Bollywood star that it will win an Oscar? Seriously, give me a break!!) and the jokes are pretty weak all through. Tees Maar Khan, for lack of a worser word, is utter trash!
Watching Tees Maar Khan was an underwhelming experience. I went in to this movie with mixed expectations. I had high expectations based on Farah Khan's previous efforts - "Main Hoon Naa" and "Om Shanti Om". At the same time I was not fascinated with Shirish Kunder's "Jaan-E-Mann" but this movie is even worse.
I was so stupid that i thought this Comedy would be better than the other comedies that were out this year, but i was so wrong once again. Bollywood movies are so much disappointing me, like never before. what is happening. i am so stupid i expected a good movie from the great Farah Khan. the music already wasn't much impressive, considering Vishal Shekar's other 3 movies.
Story was very much weak and completely annoying. screenplay was weak. nothing great about this movie anything. disappointing. silly bad movie.
I was so stupid that i thought this Comedy would be better than the other comedies that were out this year, but i was so wrong once again. Bollywood movies are so much disappointing me, like never before. what is happening. i am so stupid i expected a good movie from the great Farah Khan. the music already wasn't much impressive, considering Vishal Shekar's other 3 movies.
Story was very much weak and completely annoying. screenplay was weak. nothing great about this movie anything. disappointing. silly bad movie.
Right from the first scene till the end scene the viewers will ask question to themselves what is going on.plain jokes and it looks like the actors were told to deliver the dialogues by themselves as the director couldn't get the dialog writer. plain jokes, over acting over the top performance from each and every actor even the most serious natural and sober actors like akshaye, sudhir and anjan did over acting in this movie. songs boring, no action scenes. no problem, G3 and phir hera pheri which even AK didn't liked were far better movie and entertaining than TMS. why AK backed this project as producer and why farah khan is continuing movies after the crap MHN and OSO.she will never ever become manmohan desai.even her brother should stop making movies.
Advice: don't waste your money and time
rating 0.5 out of 10
Advice: don't waste your money and time
rating 0.5 out of 10
TMK is the worst movie of 2010. The story is awful and direction of Farah Khan is even more awful. I wish Farah had put more effort in script rather than songs. Apart from Akshay Kumar nothing is this movie is good. Some of his cheeky dialogues will make you laugh but again its not worth to watch the movie.
Movie has copied several scenes from various movies and Farah has tried to put all Masala in the movie for which she is famous for. But unfortunately story don't have the weight to carry this movie. Senseless jokes are not going to make a movie entertaining.
Don't watch the movie. That's my verdict. Forget about previous movies of Farah Khan, they were good because of SRK and the direction tips she were getting from Karan Johar. This movie seems good only during the songs.
Worst movie of 2010.
Movie has copied several scenes from various movies and Farah has tried to put all Masala in the movie for which she is famous for. But unfortunately story don't have the weight to carry this movie. Senseless jokes are not going to make a movie entertaining.
Don't watch the movie. That's my verdict. Forget about previous movies of Farah Khan, they were good because of SRK and the direction tips she were getting from Karan Johar. This movie seems good only during the songs.
Worst movie of 2010.
What kind of a film is this? There is no story whatsoever, not one joke is funny and everyone screams, screams, screams and screams in the film till you want to kill yourself in frustration.
All the jokes in the film are in poor taste and just about everyone is made fun of. This is the kind of film that makes you wonder whether the writers of the film have any common sense or rather, does this film have any writer in the first place.
The only saving grace is Akshaye Khanna who is in form and performs well as the Oscar-hungry actor.
It seems as if Akshay Kumar wants to end his film career by choosing to do films such as this and his string of pathetic films in the past 2 years.
Director Farah Khan has shown a lot of promise in her first 2 films and must write scripts herself instead of entrusting this responsibility to others.
Shiela Ki Jawani has been superbly choreographed and the end credits are in trademark Farah Khan style.
But are you ready to endure two hours of torture for 10 minutes of fun? Trust me, it's not worth it.
A nonsensical, idiotic, lame and senseless film. Avoid it at all costs.
All the jokes in the film are in poor taste and just about everyone is made fun of. This is the kind of film that makes you wonder whether the writers of the film have any common sense or rather, does this film have any writer in the first place.
The only saving grace is Akshaye Khanna who is in form and performs well as the Oscar-hungry actor.
It seems as if Akshay Kumar wants to end his film career by choosing to do films such as this and his string of pathetic films in the past 2 years.
Director Farah Khan has shown a lot of promise in her first 2 films and must write scripts herself instead of entrusting this responsibility to others.
Shiela Ki Jawani has been superbly choreographed and the end credits are in trademark Farah Khan style.
But are you ready to endure two hours of torture for 10 minutes of fun? Trust me, it's not worth it.
A nonsensical, idiotic, lame and senseless film. Avoid it at all costs.
Did you know
- TriviaSonu Nigam sang the title song in 54 different voices, some of them digitally altered.
- Quotes
Tabrez Mirza Khan: I am Tees Maar Khan! I am Tees Maar Khan!
Gang: BOSS! POLICE!
Tabrez Mirza Khan: Oops! I'm not Tees Maar Khan, I swear to God I'm not Tees Maar Khan...!
- Crazy creditsThe title of the film is shown in a neon signboard effects. The opening credits are shown as billboards, signboards as well as some are names were placed on buildings.
- ConnectionsEdited from De Dana Dan (2009)
- SoundtracksTees Maar Khan
Written by Shirish Kunder
Composed by Shirish Kunder
Performed by Sonu Nigam
Courtesy of Super Cassettes Industries Limited (T-Series)
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Box office
- Budget
- $4,200,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $1,076,443
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $539,793
- Dec 26, 2010
- Gross worldwide
- $13,681,934
- Runtime
- 2h 15m(135 min)
- Color
- Sound mix
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