Sabrina Carmen credited as playing...
Tori
- Tori: Did you know that a snail can sleep for three years? Can you even imagine waking up one day to realize that you've literally slept half of your life away?
- Tori: A normal person engages in the pursuit of kissing a mere twenty-one thousand plus or minus minutes in their sorry little lives. Which boils down roughly to mere months. So, who cares whose kissing whom?
- Elena: Really?
- Tori: Really! I mean, over the lifespan of an average eighty-year-old, they're only having sex six times a year. I mean, we take more baths and we eat more chocolate bars, for gosh sakes!