TJ Thyne credited as playing...
Jack Hodgins
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm taking the clothing.
- Zack Addy: Why? You are a botanist.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. And a mineralogist, and an entomologist. Which gives me the same number of doctorates as the two of you put together. Because you *don't* have any! I could find fibers or - or spores or other particulates.
- Zack Addy: You can take the clothing and leave now.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. You can take that femur and shove it...
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Hodgins!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Perhaps the two of you could design an experiment.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? Whoa. No. Wait, work together?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Have you tried striking Zack in the soft tissue or in the liver?
- Zack Addy: What?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, anatomy's really not my thing.
- [Bones grabs the bat and hits Zack]
- Zack Addy: Ow!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh ho ho! That one had some pepper!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after finding out Bones and Booth didn't sleep together] You ever feel like you saw something great that almost happened, but it didn't.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: So, your murder victim? Most likely struck with something made out of maple.
- Zack Addy: Still an observation so vague as to approach meaninglessness.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Is he *trying* to piss me off?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You are always angry. I've been told you have an anger management problem.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm... in a program. I'm supposed to snap this every time I get angry.
- [He snaps a rubber band around his wrist]
- Zack Addy: I'd be happy to do that for you.