Dwayne Johnson credited as playing...
Roadblock
- Roadblock: In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."
- Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
- Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
- Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
- Roadblock: Not from their backs, they don't.
- [last lines]
- Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?
- Joe Colton: Just need my orders.
- Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.
- Joe Colton: [offering his minitank] It idles a little rough in neutral.
- Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.
- Joe Colton: Hoo-ah.
- Roadblock: What about you?
- Joe Colton: DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting.
- Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.
- Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.
- [pause]
- Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
- Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, okay, I'm just saying...
- Roadblock: You love my panties?
- Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?
- Roadblock: What does that mean?
- Roadblock: I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.