Sean Murray: Timothy McGee

Masquerade

Timothy McGee

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What kind of people?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: He said the kind of people he wouldn't want to meet with.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Gibbs] We knocking?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Would you like the honors?
[Gibbs indicates his injured arm]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh yeah. I forgot.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, the - the threat of contamination is minimal.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Go. That's an order. Now. Leave!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's an order I'm disobeying.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: First a plague, now radiation poisoning. I'm starting to think someone really has it in for me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I was there too, near the car, you know.
Ziva David: We *all* were.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: But don't let that stop you from thinking about yourself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This isn't about me, it's about my little DiNozzo-makers. They've been nuked.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I know!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you? I mean, sure, Tim your kids are gonna be smart, but mine had a shot at being really beautiful.

[learning there is the threat of a dirty bomb, Tony, McGee and Ziva all exit the elevator, talking on their cell phones over each other, conducting three different inquiries]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [finishing] ... and nobody talk to the press!
Special Agent Timothy McGee, Ziva David: [finishing together] ... and do not talk to the press!
Guy Ross: [on TV] This just in...
Ziva David: Actually, I think it's a little too late for that.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's weird.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Weirder than you carrying a head around in a bag and forgetting about it?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: We've been doing the background, going through credit card statements. So far, nothing unusual shows up...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs, Leon Vance: [together] Back it up!
[McGee does]
Leon Vance: Dr. Mallard's report said Cook had perfect teeth, right?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's right.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [pointing] These right here.
[McGee zooms in]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, then why was he going to a new dentist every two days?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...That does qualify as unusual.