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Mark Harmon, Rena Sofer, and Jeremy Ray Valdez in NCIS (2003)

Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo

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NCIS

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  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well I sure hope I'm not around when Miss Hart finds out he used her client as bait... or maybe I do.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What kind of people?
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: He said the kind of people he wouldn't want to meet with.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Gibbs] We knocking?
  • Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No!
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Would you like the honors?
  • [Gibbs indicates his injured arm]
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh yeah. I forgot.
  • Ziva David: This country holds itself to a higher standard. It is a nation of laws which are to be followed not only when it is convenient or easy. I have seen firsthand what happens when convenience wins out.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You never talk about it.
  • Ziva David: What is there to talk about?
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Long pause] Come on, Ziva.
  • Ziva David: What Saleem did was bad enough. Becoming like him would be worse.
  • Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: McGee. Come on. You're with me.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: Where we going?
  • Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: To find the bomb.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't make me say it, McGee.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: We'll be careful, Tony.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why don't you pick the lock and find out?
  • Ziva David: We DO NOT have a Warrant!
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This building is foreclosed. Which means it is owned by the banks and since the people own the banks, I think technically we own the building.
  • Ziva David: WOW!
  • [shocked at his logic]
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: First a plague, now radiation poisoning. I'm starting to think someone really has it in for me.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: I was there too, near the car, you know.
  • Ziva David: We *all* were.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: But don't let that stop you from thinking about yourself.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This isn't about me, it's about my little DiNozzo-makers. They've been nuked.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: I know!
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you? I mean, sure, Tim your kids are gonna be smart, but mine had a shot at being really beautiful.
  • Margaret Allison Hart: I imagine you spend more on your hair than it costs to feed a third world family for a year.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs] How much does that cost?
  • [learning there is the threat of a dirty bomb, Tony, McGee and Ziva all exit the elevator, talking on their cell phones over each other, conducting three different inquiries]
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [finishing] ... and nobody talk to the press!
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee, Ziva David: [finishing together] ... and do not talk to the press!
  • Guy Ross: [on TV] This just in...
  • Ziva David: Actually, I think it's a little too late for that.
  • [McGee, dressed in a tuxedo at his desk, is attending a friend's wedding in Spain, via video chat]
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I would be laughing, if I wasn't on the edge of tears.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: There's no way he's our guy. Not a suicide bomber in the world who would have a girlfriend who looks like that.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's weird.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Weirder than you carrying a head around in a bag and forgetting about it?

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