Marcus Harwell credited as playing...
David
- [first lines]
- David: [on phone] Hey, it's David. I can't have him here this afternoon. He can't be here today. I have guests.
- Virgil: So you goin' to the White Party?
- David: No-ho-hoooo.
- Virgil: It'll be fun!
- David: Nope.
- Virgil: I'm goin' to the White Party.
- David: [noting the bandage near Virgil's nipple] Don't you think you should let that heal first?
- Virgil: I didn't know he was a biter. There'll be handsome boys...
- David: ...on crystal.
- Virgil: ...dancing...
- David: ...to the same eternal relentless beat? If they weren't high, they'd notice the music hasn't changed since 1991.
- Virgil: Lot's of lips for kissing.
- David: Lot's of diseases for missing.
- David: [to his nephew on the subject of internet porn] What's the harm? What's the harm? The harm is that you're supposed to be forming emotional attachments now and dating, not hooking up and substituting sex for relationships.
- Dexter: Everyone hooks up.
- David: Yeah? Well, you are not everyone. Someday it's going to make them sad. Someday they're going to be middle-aged and alone and have a trail of broken relationships behind them and staring at getting old alone until, one day, no one wants them anymore, unless it's for their money and hope they drop dead real fast. Is that what you want to happen to you? Is that how you want to end up?