Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- [as a happy, fat and very naked Cupid grabs and hugs the brothers and Castiel]
- Dean Winchester: This is a fight? Are we in a fight?
- Castiel: This is... their handshake.
- Dean Winchester: I don't like it!
- Castiel: No one likes it.
- [Dean calls Castiel on his cell phone to tell him where they are]
- Dean Winchester: Cas, it's Dean... Yeah, room 31C, basement level, St. James Medical Cente...
- [Dean walks right into Castiel]
- Castiel: [through his cell phone, while looking at Dean] I'm there now.
- Dean Winchester: ...Yeah, I get that.
- Castiel: ...I'm gonna hang up now...
- Dean Winchester: [while looking at victims' body parts] Hey, Sam.
- [Passes heart to Sam]
- Dean Winchester: Be my Valentine?
- Castiel: Where is your hunger?
- Dean Winchester: Huh?
- Castiel: Well, slowly but surely, everyone in this town is falling prey to famine, but so far you seem unaffected.
- Dean Winchester: Hey, when I want a drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. The same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
- Castiel: So, you're saying you're just well adjusted?
- Dean Winchester: God, no. I'm just well fed.
- Castiel: [about the hamburger he's eating] These make me very happy.
- Dean Winchester: Seriously how many is that?
- Castiel: I lost count, but it's in the low hundreds.
- Castiel: What human myth has mistaken for "cupid" Is actually a lower order of angel. Technically it's a cherub, third-class.
- Dean Winchester: Cherub?
- Castiel: Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
- Dean Winchester: You mean the little flying fat kid in diapers?
- Castiel: [Confused] They're not incontinent.