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Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

Jennifer Taylor: Chelsea

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Two and a Half Men

Jennifer Taylor credited as playing...

Chelsea

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  • Chelsea: [Trying to suggest activities that she and Charlie can do together] When Brad's wife was alive, they played tennis every day.
  • Charlie Harper: Probably what killed her.
  • Chelsea: She was hit by a car!
  • Charlie Harper: Maybe she was chasing a tennis ball!
  • [Chelsea gives him a look of disbelief]
  • Charlie Harper: Y'know... Like a dog?
  • [Chelsea keeps looking at him, not saying anything]
  • Charlie Harper: You throw it, they run after it? Even if there's traffic?
  • [Chelsea holds her gaze]
  • Charlie Harper: Goofy dogs!
  • Chelsea: It'd be nice for us to do some things together once in a while.
  • Charlie Harper: We do plenty of things together!
  • Chelsea: Besides sex.
  • Charlie Harper: Oh...
  • Chelsea: Go to hell!
  • Charlie Harper: I'm not the one sneaking around seeing somebody behind my fiancé's back!
  • Chelsea: I am *not* sneaking around! I asked you to go with me!
  • Charlie Harper: Figuring that I wouldn't! Very sneaky!
  • Chelsea: Drop dead!

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