Jennifer Taylor credited as playing...
Chelsea
- Chelsea: [Charlie is lying in bed waiting for Chelsea to join him and the phone rings] Are you gonna grab that?
- Charlie Harper: [Looking between his legs and then at the phone] You'll have to be more specific!
- Chelsea: [after showing Charlie her new lingerie] I was gonna save it for our wedding night, but I couldn't wait.
- Charlie Harper: Oh, baby. By the time we get married, that thing is gonna be half-eaten!
- Chelsea: What's going on?
- Alan Harper: Your gallant fiancé let his baby brother rot in a prison cell all night!
- Chelsea: What?
- Charlie Harper: Oh, come on! It was the Beverly Hills jail! I've been there plenty of times! If you slip the booking officer a twenty, he'll send out for Starbucks!
- Alan Harper: You know I don't carry that kind of cash!
- Charlie Harper: What do I owe you?
- Brad Harlow: Relax, you don't owe me anything.
- Charlie Harper: Even better! Thank you.
- Chelsea: We have to pay you for your time.
- Charlie Harper: Oh, you hippy!
- Brad Harlow: Well, you can always make a donation to my charity.
- Charlie Harper: What's that? "Lawyers Without Yachts"?