Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: This really is a big deal for you isn't it? Letting me drive your car.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Whatever. You already slept with my wife.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Szwed's truck rolls in 6 hours. What do you got?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We got nothing.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I don't like the sound of that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh...
- [Cheerfully]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We got nothing!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What happened to your face?
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: What happened to your arm?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The job.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: The same.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Abby about Gibbs] He's up at the crack of dawn, if he goes to bed at all. What exactly is running through that guy's veins?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Coffee, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Right, Boss.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. Get me some.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: On it.
- Damon Werth: Wife and kid left him. He had some... trouble making the transition back to civilian.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Unlike you?
- Damon Werth: I didn't carry him out of the desert so he could wind up dead in some alley tonight!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [about Werth] A marine who broke the rules.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You didn't lock him up?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: ...I gave him a medal.
- [off Fornell's look]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I had one just lying around.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You know, it's not like he's wearing your pin. You're not going steady with him.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, it didn't mean anything.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I think it meant something to him.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Oh, east, west -- the mutual saving of a life is a powerful bond...
- [chuckles]
- Dr. Donald Mallard: As evidenced by the two of you.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Oh, is that why we're friends?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's more like shared misery.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: God knows you've got enough to go around.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Hey, I'm a happy guy.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Since when?
- Abby Sciuto: Is there anything else you need?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: If there is, McGee will do it.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You drive like a maniac!
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: It's my impression of you!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Get Ziva and DiNozzo out of bed.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Wake them up.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, oh, oh. Right. Um... Get them out of bed because it's the middle of the night and they're asleep.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yes.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Individual beds. Get them out of individual beds. I was confused. I thought we were talking...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Need some sleep yourself, do you, McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Got bags under your eyes.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's a look that I'm going for.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You only call when you need something.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well apparently when I need grief.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Well, Werth was... very convincing. What exactly are the skeletons in this guy's closet you didn't want to tell me about?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Small bout of steroid-induced psychosis.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Oh, great.